Runaway to the Stars: Page 252

Cheevwut's character arc in this book is learning what the idiom "funny business" means.

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Transcript

Ranni hangs up and the call ends. Talita and Idrisah stare nervously at Cheevwut, who has been standing between them listening to the whole conversation.

Cheevwut: Well, That was clearly a bunch of hasty lies.

They turn and walk out of the cubicle.

Cheevwut: Good thing it’s also none of my funny business. Bye!

Talita and Idrisah look at each other, slump back on the cubicle desk, and sigh in relief.

Runaway to the Stars: Page 252

Cheevwut's character arc in this book is learning what the idiom "funny business" means.

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Transcript

Ranni hangs up and the call ends. Talita and Idrisah stare nervously at Cheevwut, who has been standing between them listening to the whole conversation.

Cheevwut: Well, That was clearly a bunch of hasty lies.

They turn and walk out of the cubicle.

Cheevwut: Good thing it’s also none of my funny business. Bye!

Talita and Idrisah look at each other, slump back on the cubicle desk, and sigh in relief.

83 thoughts on “Runaway to the Stars: Page 252

  1. “Not my space-circus, not my salamander apes…”

  2. Is this speech bubble actually coming from her excurrent nostrils, or did Talita pick up sighing from her trunk when around humans?

    1. they have like mini-lungs in their heads for storing air for speech, so I have to imagine that Talita sighing is just releasing the air she had stored there

      1. I just notice it’s a change from how she “sigh”ed earlier in the flashback in the last chapter

  3. the mean bird amuses me

    sorry cheev, i still think you’re kind of just an omnidirectional dick <3

  4. I just can’t shake the feeling that it IS Cheevwut’s funny business… Could totally see Ohwitiil asking Cheev about something Talita is doing, and them responding “idk it probably has to do with that thing she lied to Ranni about.” IDGAF goes both ways

    1. it’d be hilarious if that exact thing happens. cheevwut has a case of chronic IDGAF

  5. Seems to me that Cheevwut understands what “funny business” means perfectly well, honestly, and is adapting it to new contexts with Shakespearean deftness

    1. Same! It *is* funny business, and it *is* none of their business. It works!

  6. Characters I will be sad to see for the last time: Cheevwut, Clayton.
    Characters for whom it is on sight: Adam

  7. What’s funnier is, given Cheev has been moving up in the company, this might very well be their funny business.

  8. I cannot believe this is the page where I’m finally caught up. Spectacular all around. Cheev, never change.

  9. cheevwut is such an entertaining character in this cast, they are the epitome of not caring about anything above their paygrade. this whole “runaway to the stars” operation could go so badly if they cared enough about anybody else’s business to report them acting so suspicious but its none of their funny business!

    1. I get the idea the company has fostered this, and employees who care more about this sort of thing are more likely to move on, while employees who are less caring sort of wash up here, as the pay isn’t terrible, and the freedom is nice. Like working at any other remote area with poor management staff and no one checking in too often. I also suspect that there’s a lot of small harmless schemes going on in the backgrounds: Quiet home distilleries, a small grow operation, a quiet poker ring. Stuff that is edge-case not allowed, stuff that is someone elses funny business, and thus not (quite) noticed by anyone else.

  10. It has been one (1) day and “none of my funny business” has already been absorbed into my lexicon

  11. cheevwut don’t gaf. i respect it

  12. cheev over here living the dream. Gets to torture an old bright for furnies, who then crawls back to them every spring. Gets to watch the most juicy workplace drama play out, and gets paid to do both. ദ്ദി(˵•̀•̀•̀≫✧ hell yeah

    1. avian emoticon??? how the hell did you do that

  13. i loveeeeeeee how you did talita and idrisah in the foreground of the penultimate panel. soft out, of focus, a lil sketchy. it looks really good!

  14. i love talita so much, i want to cry whenever she’s distressed aauuuuUFHHHCHFHFHFJFIEJDAAAAAA

  15. ok cheev you can live

  16. help me cheevwut is SO relatable. is it their business? no. do they want all the deets? yes. are they gonna DO anything about it? no. is it gonna be so great when they’re sitting there holding all the information cards about the funny business while everyone else is confused? absolutely.

  17. Cheevwut what a legend.

  18. And here I thought Cheevwut was going to want in on…whatever they think this is. :p

  19. Cheevwut is a darling

  20. The Bird Who Knew Too Much

  21. “Problems ? Those things are above my paygrade”
    ™ , Cheev

    1. It’s sort of worked with and against their favour at the same time here: On one hand, Talita can say what she likes to the people running the lifter, none of their funny business. On the other hand, Cheev knew about the other centaurs, and also did nothing and told no one about that either. Sigh.

  22. Ah I see how they are going to get away with it now, by the tine the Runaway is gone with them everyone remaining (Mel, Ohwitiil) will either be too busy or too indifferent too act!

  23. Hmm. I’m not entirely sure that bird ain’t gonna squawk.
    I really don’t have a good handle on what kind of person Cheevwut is at heart. They seem casually friendly but they also seem to like really like drama. Do they like it enough to drop Talita and co. in hot water with the bosses if it means they can watch?

    It’s not too late to trap Cheevwut under an upturned laundry basket with a breeze block stacked on it. Just in case.

    1. Would be good fun though!
      remember to strap a feeder and waterbottle to the side of it!

    2. I feel like their attitude towards this situation is similar to their attitude towards Mel’s surprise.
      “There are centaurs outside” “Thise are your new temps. Mel wanted it to be a surprise. Haw haw”
      “Where did Talita disappear?” “She stole a ship and bailed. She wanted it to be a surprise. Haw haw”

      1. Very possible.

      2. Well Mel does love surprises and Talita disappearing by Monday would be an equally pleasant suprise to thechew temps.

    3. I’m pretty sure most everyone kinda wants off this rock, interfearing with someone else’s escape attemtps sounds like a great way to rock the proverbial boat and make enemies that by nature of being stopped from leaving are gonna be problem.

      Drama is best enjoyed from a safe distance and there’s no safer distance than a diffrent gravity well.

  24. MVP! MVP! MVP! Cheevwuuuuut!

  25. Cheevwut that’s so funny thanks for being nosy yet indifferent <3

    1. I’m pretty sure everyone on dirtball understands that getting off dirtball is atleast somewhere on the priority list. stoping someone else who’s managed to thread that needle is pointlessly destructive for no reason.

  26. Congratulations Talita, you beat the quicktime event! Now it’s time to face the other thing!

  27. I appreciate the return to the 4:3 display

  28. I love Cheevwut so much

  29. Honestly Cheev is the most relatable guy here. Not being paid to deal with that ergo not my business cya

  30. I love you, Cheev lmao

  31. Iconic behavior once again from everyones favorite admin dun, Cheevwut!!

  32. Found it!
    https://www.runawaytothestars.com/comic/rtts-page-97/

    (Sorry if there’s like a dozen of these waiting in moderation…)

    Cheev has mastered the art of the coworker.
    Expertly riding the workplace drama waves, where you only know about something if it’s amusing to watch and definitely not if it’d make trouble for you.

    1. help I forgot about the little bike

      1. help I forgot about Cheev possibly catching Talita talking to a wall clock

  33. .THE CALLBACK! also the transcript is missing the word “funny” in front of business

  34. Crisis avoided. Now, let’s go back to the other crisis that cannot be avoided.

    Else, want to point out that this little incident as calm down Talita during her panic attack, allowing her to now calmly think about Mel’s “surprise”. At least, more calmly than it was a minute ago.

  35. Athelind Llewellyn Long

    Cheevwut may not have a perfect grasp of what “funny business” means, but they certainly used it appropriately here.

    1. Not my funny business, not my clowns.

  36. No, no, I think we should all start changing our use of “funny business” to match Cheev’s.

  37. Cheev you are a card!

  38. hmhm… i wonder if this also means that ranni saw through their lies, but let them off the hook because the pair (+gillie) have proven to be trustworthy in the past? i’m not too convinced of that, though. for one, ranni didn’t watch them freeze before picking up the call the way cheev did. two, the grandmas don’t strike me as the lenient type when it comes to their job and tbh, i prefer them that way.

  39. They simply don’t get paid enough to care…. and also they maybe enjoy a little bit of shenanigans every now and then….

    1. I think the real payoff, for Cheev, is seeing Ohwitiil’s reaction when the results of “whatever those two are planning” crosses Ohwitiil’s desk. Because witnessing this “bunch of hasty lies” will allow Cheev to be a fly on the wall when *that* happens, as well…

      Who knows, maybe Cheev “just happened” to be helping Idrisah pack, at that moment, because secretly, they were expecting Ranni to call Idrisah…

      1. I think Ohwitiil is just gonna explode

        1. So, just like every other day at work? 😉

  40. CHEEV REMAINS UNDEFEATED IN THE IDGAF WARS

    1. yall SLANDERING my bird goat but they stay winning

    2. Something tells me they dont care about winning

      1. Not caring about winning is why they winning all the time.

  41. Cheev REDEEMED

  42. Cheev getting the borderless close-up treatment on this page, after several pages of being a teeny tiny head at the bottom of the panel!

  43. Transcript is missing Cheev’s funny business arc btw. It’s a good thing for Talita and Idrisah that Cheev is also one moment of inciting action away from a life of crime

    1. more specifically, the word “funny” is still missing

  44. “Good thing it’s none of my funny business.” I wonder if that’s Cheev getting their metaphors mixed up since English is their second language? Or maybe they just made it up themselves.

    1. .it’s a callback to something earlier (when talita was fixing up one of the vehicles, and bip had a meeting with her) when they didnt know what the idiom “no funny business” means

      1. oh i had forgotten about that!! thanks for the reminder, i thought it was just them being silly <3

  45. Probably the best person who could have been there for that. Cheev winning the idgaf war. Side note I’ve started calling them “Cheese” as a nickname. Didn’t really know what else to do with that information.

  46. Cheevwut (implied): If you make this my circus, I shall make you my monkeys

  47. Thank hod cheevwuut ISNT going to say anything (else) about this

  48. Accursed Dirt Boar

    Cheevwut remains undefeated at the IDGAF war

  49. Appleeatinggoat

    I love Cheev so much

  50. Oh Cheev the character that you are
    I love the way this page is laid out

  51. objectively the funniest way to exit this situation, thank you cheevwut

  52. Everybody on the last page calling Cheev seeing through the lies has been vindicated, as have the “Cheev won’t tell” people =]

    1. Don’t you mean •••< ]?

      1. wouldn’t it be more like “:::>“ ? cause of the eyes on both sides of their heads

    2. Cheev likes their free show! Why would they ruin it by snitching!

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