Cheevwut is watching this office drama and eating alien popcorn.
Transcript
Talita grips her neck, horrified.
Talita: What??
Cheevwut: Mel wanted it to be a surprise. Looks like it worked.
Talita slumps on top on the cubicle wall, holding her head and staring off into space, dazed. Cheevwut seems amused by her anguish.
Cheevwut: Haw haw.
Idrisah: Are you… alright?
Talita: I–
Idrisah's computer, which isn’t packed yet, begins to ring. It's a call from someone named "Ranni Powell." Cheevwut leans over to peek at the monitor.
Cheevwut: You're getting a call from the orbital station? Weird. They only do that for urgent stuff.






151 thoughts on “Runaway to the Stars: Page 248”
Sen
The surprise worked about as well as seeing Norman Bates enter your bathroom, while you shower.
tyrone
Aw Cheev U so funny…Let me tell you about my hankering for spit-roast Chicken with salted Fries….
Trees
From what we’ve seen of the reader Q&A sessions, Cheevwut might be into threats like that.
holly...!
oh god talita’s gonna have a panic attack for real this time…
JoB
I’ve been thinking about Talitas issues with human-made technology some more, in particular, how much of it makes noises getting on a centaur’s nerves. You know what else was originally human-made? The Runaway. How much retrofitting did Ngilicks clan have to do to make that ship into a suitable centaur home?? Or was she built as a centaur¹-compatible multi-sophont passenger craft from the get-go (which then would necessarily have happened less than 70 years ago) … ?
¹ I note that the “World” background info pronounces the hearing of both bug ferrets and avians to be rather inferior to humans’, so I guesstimate that “centaur approved” is the only relevant certification-to-have in this matter …
… Lord, can you imagine what bug ferrets with their IR vision have to say about nowadays-human-tech devices’ heat sinks and “optimized” airflows? Assumed that they don’t shrug it off as “interesting changing background texture while I watch TV” or somesuch? Imagine, as a human, if all those grilles and louvers instead had floodlights installed behind them …
Bartimaeus
I mean, isn’t that just your bog-standard gaming PC?
uzhitsa
Wow. Everything’s going to the obliteration station huh
Coldest Lew
It’s all going down 😀
Eux
ough…good expressions. ALSO GODDAMN EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH. NOW THE STATIONS CALLING!!
Redacted
Cheevwut toxic and problematic arc? Cheevwut cancelled arc? (/j)
Redacted
Can’t wait for the dozen YouTube thumbnails going like, “It’s Over,” “It Got Worse,” “They’re Done”
Viashino_wizard
I mean we already knew from the AMA that they’re at least somewhat queerphobic
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tbh cheev has always been clearly kind of just a bully, they’ve just been getting a free pass because they’re a cute funny haha clapback bird that activates people “aww funny pet animal thinks it’s people” reflex and because their usual favorite victim is everyone’s mean shitty boss.
it just finally feels obvious enough to be able to acknowledge it openly without getting jumped by two thirds of the comment section.
pouoobobobobobobs
talitinuinely I think the only reason Cheevwut doesnt GAF is because they don’t seem to be aware of Mel’s evil fucked up Mel mind tricks, mostly because they are too busy creating their own Ohwitiil torture chamber in their head to get involved. If they knew about Mel’s complete inability to do anything to help Talita in a way that matters, they would probably be the kind of person to like tell Adam to eat shit, but Cheev is also very much the type to go “Not my department, not my problem, LMAO”. And the only person who -would- be able to tell them would be Idrisah, who probably wouldn’t tell anybody ANYTHING about talita’s ongoing situation. Unless the other party seemed genuinely concerned for her well-being or something, but everyone here seems like they’re too busy to do that. :(. I wonder if/when they will ever find out…
mustarjil
i see people theorizing on cheev’s intent, and whether they’re tactless on purpose or not, /despite/ the transcript laying it out for us very clearly that they’re amused by talita’s anguish. and tbh, you don’t even need the transcript to see that given what we know of cheev—they’ve always been a dickhead, but that’s fun! that’s characterization! i love this mean bird.
Guest
YEAH theyre a bit devious!!! Coworker who lets the drama play out bc they love the tea… and, content to let people interpret them as basically ‘just a littl guy’ as the saying goes, lol. but cheev absolutely knows what theyre doing here and enjoys spectating on these other alien’s lives at the end of the day
Redacted
God forbid duns do anything
kaittzie
If Mel didn’t intervene when Talita reported the last temp who harassed and disrespected her, what ever will they do when these new temps are cold and disrespectful towards her? (Nothing. I predict nothing.)
Fevvy
And after all the benefit of the doubt Talita wanted to give Mel over the whole Adam-yanked-my-ANTLER business… Now it’s like Mel just can’t stop throwing it back in her face. THEY DONT LOVE U LIKE U NEED, TALITAAA
Fevvy
And by benefit of the doubt I’m referring to the bit of dialogue Talita said to Idrisah about how Mel was basically her parent and the only other “close” relationship she had on Dirtball and etc etc. Wonder how that train of thought is gonna be holding up over the next few pages
Arcstone
So I’m guessing that avians dont actually laugh like humans do, and that “haw haw” is just sort of a thing they’ve picked up to help smooth things over when humans hear news they dont like?
1d4-nadg
Or to let humans know that they find something funny, since their laugh response is more of a head shake
harley
why everybody on cheevs ass lol. if I was them I wouldn’t give a gaf either they don’t know her like that
HAL9000
ikr? even if cheev was actually a mega dick (which ftr i dont think they are being so yet) so what theyre literally pretend. its fun to have characters be mean as hell
austroraptor
to me, it’s less about anything that cheevwut has actually done (yeah they’re being callous here, but they’re literally not close with talita whatsoever and has no way of knowing about her personal problems) and more about A: people grossly overestimating just how much cheevwut actually CARES about. literally anything lmao and B: the fact that people only seem to notice/care now that it’s being directed at talita. as much as I would like to just sit back and enjoy characters being Mean As Hell… some of yall couldn’t even handle the temps 😭 and atp I’ve stopped reading the comments entirely on the pages where mel or adam are onscreen because, while they’ve both done their fair share of Not Good Things, some of the shit ppl say about them genuinely makes me so uncomfortable. like saying you hope adam gets stomped to death by one of the new centaur temps is NOT the woke take you think it is…
Asternautilus
i think people are jumping the gun on cheev being horrible here. they are coworkers, Talita never really made friends with them, she even talks about this when bip asks about calcery. Idrisah and Gillie are possibly her only real adult friends who know her struggles. Mel is supposed to be close to her (but isnt) so why would Cheev or any of the coworkers mistrust that mel is genuinely trying to help her?
We, as ghostly third parties, know this is horrible, but in Cheev’s pov, the surprise that Mel- a higher up and person who is close to their coworker- set up went off without a hitch! Surely her shock is just temporary, since it was a surprise! why would this be a problem? ദ്ദി(˵•̀•̀•̀≫✧ Good job team!
xXGundamfan087Xx
Ohwitiil told me they’re also high as fuck during shift
evileeyore
Yeah, Cheev isn’t recognizing Talita having a meltdown. They probably think she’s just being excited, like most humans would be to see more of their kind, since Talita most acts like a human… ad when humans wave their limbs about like that they’re usually excited.
Viashino_wizard
The transcript specifically says Cheev “seems amused by [Talita’s] anguish.”
Asternautilus
1. Not everyone reads the transcripts. 2. Have you never seen a coworker freaking out and not been amused? They are not friends, in their POV this is juicy coworker drama, of course its amusing.
What Im saying is people are acting like cheev is adam-level here for finding amusement in a coworker they arent very close to freaking out over a surprise that another coworker set up. Thats a pretty normal reaction all things considered, thats all.
Gar G
Oh she’s surprised alright
And yuh oh
cinna
ooofff THIS page is somehow the most anxiety-inducing for me this scene, what with the ominous call interrupting an already stressful moment, like what an absolute sandwich of dread right here
zaratustra
Now here we see Cheevwut is truly an alien, because if they were human they’d punctuate that sentence with a little hand wave and a “surprise!”
Gar G
X’DDD
Athelind Llewellyn Long
Now I wanna see avian jazz hands
Feather
Hmmm, this is almost certainly going to be an issue with Bip’s plan to get off dirtball. I wonder if that comment about them having issues asking for wormhole travel themself, without a crew, is going to come back to bite them? If only there was someone who also wanted off dirtball and could help with that….
JoB
Ohwitiil: “You let Talita leave with that mysterious ship??”
Cheevwut: [opens door, sans knocking, and walks into Ohwitiils office]
Ranni: “Well, we aren’t allowed to let a ship fly out with neither a biological crew nor an AI, and she offered to pilot it.”
Cheevwut: [hands Ohwitill a sealed, centaur-sized envelope]
Mel: “And you didn’t think to ask us before letting her through!?”
Ohwitiil: [looks envelope over]
Tyler: “Mel, we may effectively function as Dirtball’s border patrol, customs office, and traffic control, but we’re not your police or HR department!”
Ohwitiil: [actually it looks like the envelope has been opened and re-closed, with some avian popcorn crumbs caught in the new glue]
Mel: “Uh … OK … but do you, per chance, have an idea how long it’ll take her to be back?”
Cheevwut: “Funny that you should ask …”
Teod
My bet is on the opposite. I think it’s some kind of problem that makes it impossible for Idrisah and Gillie to leave normally.
Varyon
That’s my guess as well. We know (or at least strongly suspect) the author’s plan is for the three of them to go on the Runaway, but changing ships to that basically the day of their planned departure is a bit extreme. Honestly, before this page I thought maybe it was going to be the case that Talita would get on the Runaway alone (aside from Bip, but Bip’s already on board, and in a certain sense has never left) and meet up with the couple later, with them boarding then. But if something has gone awry that means they can’t leave on the planned shuttle, that gives them a reason to hitch a ride with Bip (Talita just had Mel give her a small herd of reasons to do so, which in turn gives Idrisah and Gillie a very large additional reason to tag along). Or maybe it’s something else entirely.
HDrer
You know… The more I learn about Cheevwut, the more I like Ohwitiil of the two. Coupled with Cheev’s lack of empathy and work ethic (Coming to work under the influence of drugs and taking them on the clock.)
austroraptor
I’m glad someone is finally saying smth even vaguely positive about ohwitiil lol, because I thought their AMA response about their life history was genuinely FASCINATING. them being from uunraashi city, researching resource extraction from icy moons, and knowing like three languages minimum was so interesting to me. I feel like they’ve got to have so many interesting stories…too bad we’ll probably never hear them haha. honestly both ohwitiil and cheevwut are kind of asses in their own ways, it’s just that for a while cheevwut’s version of that was more “palatable” for most people lmao
Ruby
Orbital Sapphic Grandma Polycule to the rescue?
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you know, i’m starting to feel like people haven’t been giving cheev enough credit for being actually just kind of an asshole in general
Eggs
I think it’s because they’re a cute little bird dude. If they were human more people would be going UGH
austroraptor
don’t get me wrong, I like cheevwut as much as the next guy but people literally give them so much slack just because they’re a “cute funny bird that makes epic clapbacks” or whatever lol. I guarantee you that if they were human people would NOT find their attitude to be even remotely as funny or entertaining. I also have no idea why so many people seemed to think they would be a secret carnalist (which is, in-universe, a VERY extreme and controversial form of avian counterculture that is in no way equivalent to just “being a punk”),,, they’re LITERALLY just some guy
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i wonder if in-universe people letting avians get away with shit they would despise a human coworker for because “funny cute little bird man go haha” is a thing
Chase Wanderstar
I feel like in person it’d be more annoying, but still to some extent probably so.
Vinemaple
This cartoon is starting to feel exactly like the last few days of my own life… except my own plans to run away are really not ready yet.
AnaKaye
Oh jeez, you too?
Dahsun
Good luck with that, but maybe think through some other options in the same gravity well before checking out space ships and signing up for SETI’s outreach team.
$ilverware
thank you Cheevwut you’re really helpful, lil exposition bird you
also poor Talita is gonna have a meltdown 🙁
hessian
shit is really hitting the fan out here 😭😭😭😭
Quad
Cheev’s amusement contrasted against Talita’s imminent breakdown is really funny. Poor girl…
I’m guessing Ranni is how we’re interfacing with the orbital crew, seeing as they’re the only one mentioned on the characters page. I wonder what the call’s about! Maybe a date for the Runaway to lift off? (Maybe not a good call for Cheev to eavesdrop on if so…)
RockstarRaccoon
…unless Cheev is going to be running off with them: he doesn’t seem to feel like he’s living his best life there either.
Minaerva
You probably don’t mean anything by it, but avians don’t do gender the way humans do, so all avians including Cheev use they/them pronouns (afaik) in Jovian English. I’m also pretty sure that the two main avian genders of dun and bright would map closer to female and male respectively, like with terrestrial birds, though they’re alien bird-people, so “closer” doesn’t mean much.
blythe
duns are males and brights are females actually, their gender roles arent quite the same as humans though aside from duns being stereotypically stronger and brights being stereotypically “sexy”
Jay Eaton
From a human cultural perspective: if you go by gamete size and material parental investment, brights are female. If you go by pregnancy and post-natal parental investment, duns are female. Within this setting, different human cultures gender them differently. Jovians put them in their culture’s catch-all neutral third gender category (which, in practice, is not actually neutral or catch-all, but that’s a different can of worms). I usually encourage readers to not refer to them as male or female because it forces us to think outside of the binary gender box, and recognize that avians have different physiology and cultural norms than us.
kaittzie
I suppose thats the call to say that Idrisah and Gillies ship can’t use the loop and so can’t pick them up… :3c if only a nice mousey AI had a ship they could use to escape dirtball instead
Vinemaple
More like Ranni has found one of the little “data entry errors” Idrisah used to hide the Runaway in an outgoing shipment.
RockstarRaccoon
Lemme guess, they’re gonna say that the Runaway needs to get going soon or they’ll lose the window, forcing Talita to make the choice to stay here or immediately quit to “Run Away to the Stars”?
JoB
Panel 1: Talita has switched to neck-wringing now.
Athelind Llewellyn Long
Panel 3: the READERS want to switch to neck-wringing. Specifically, Cheevwut’s.
S0glet
The contrast between Cheevs silly bird face and Talitas distraught expression in the third panel omfg
Darian
Talita just doesn’t seem to get a break does she? Que the panic attack.
Napkinkat
Cheevwut That was mean 😭 (I assume/hope they’re just not able to read Talita’s face very well.) Cheevwut why do you enjoy bullying.
Napkinkat
ALSO one of the cases on the floor I assume is cord storage is so cuteeee
Everything is 1000% better when you put a silly little cat on it :]
Napkinkat
I need to give Talita a hug
Hugs for Talita for one thousand years. She is going through it 😭
Apologies for this not being all in one comment I am about to fall asleep my brain is mush lol
Undercooked Mothman
Well, we did know they liked to bully Ohwitiil. It seems this extends to Talita 🙁
spess mureen
remind me: do centaurs speak with the mouth or the trunk, or somehow both?
creetur
Trunk, the mouth isn’t connected to any part of their respiratory system
Vinemaple
Talita has been mimicking Human facial expressions since she was an imago. She does stuff with her eating mouth simply to express her emotions.